Nookii Board Game

Nookii - The grown up game for Playful Couples!

Nookii, as the name suggests, is a very naughty game for playful couples. First you have to put the "do not disturb" sign on the door as you don’t want anyone walking in on you.

Nookii is THE gift for you and your partner to explore each other. The game is designed to appeal to couples, whether it be your loved one or the catch of the week, in the privacy of your home or wherever you fancy.

Have some naughty fun time to flavour your love life. There is no board in the Nookii game, you play around every part of one another, according to the specially scripted fun Nookii cards. You won't be able to keep your hands off each other, but you must resist (until the end of the game that is!)

For adults only, this game takes a playful look at romance. Your three categories are Mmm, Ooh and Aah, progressing from playful to much more provocative activities. Roll the dice to see how much time you’ll spend on each one. And get ready to have fun with your partner. Comes with a do not disturb sign to hang on the door, a luxurious sheer purple scarf, six packs of cards (three for each player), two dice and a timer. Editor’s Note: this game is sexually explicit.

So How Do You Play?
Nookii will require you and your partner to set aside half an hour of your day. Put the "Do Not Disturb" sign provided on your door and play away.

The game comes in a stylish pink and purple box, with lots of artefacts to aid the game. There is a set of suggestion cards, a purple scarf.. .for whatever, a pair of dice and a timer. Oh, and that Do Not Disturb sign - obviously.

In short, each partner picks three cards, which are divided into three levels of increasing sauciness (Mmm, Ooh and Aah!). They will describe a scenario of what your partner will do to you. You read each card, roll the dice to determine the number of minutes spent on each card and set the timer. . .the game lasts around half an hour.

The cards must be played in order, starting with Mmm and ending with Aah. The timer is set to the allocated time before starting play on each card and you must stop when the time is up. Take turns playing the cards, setting the timer before each round. The game ends when all six cards have been played.

If the nearest a game has ever come to arousing you was during an end-of-term game of Twister when you accidentally touched young Johnny's thigh, then Nookii is going to blow your socks off.

Conceived as riposte to sex manuals that either a) try to hang you upside down from the kitchen door or b) have an intro that starts "If you've been with your partner for a number of years...".

Nookii wants to get you naked and giggling and saying "Wow, I never knew you'd like doing that!"